Prison Break Fics
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Title: Repetition
Author: clex_monkie89
Rating: PG
Characters: LJ, Michael
Pairing: None but mentions of Linc/Lisa
Summary: "Repeat it back to me."
Originally posted: 03-15-2006


"Repeat it back to me."

"I wont forget it."

"Humor me midget."

"I'm not short."

"LJ. Repeat it."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-four--"

"No, only one four. Come on LJ, this is important. Your Dad's birthday; oh-one-two-seven, the last two of your birthday; one -four, and the last two of your Mom's birthday; two-nine. Repeat it."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-two-nine."

"Again."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-two-nine."

"At?"

"Geemail dot com."

"And what do you do?"

"Send you all my big-dick and gay-porn spam?"

"You want me to tell your mother what's really on your Godzilla Vs. Mothra DVD?"

"...I send you my co-ordinates."

"What order?"

"Latitude--"

"No. Longitude first then latitude."

"But in school--"

"I know what they say in school but when you do this you have to reverse it."

"Did you play ice-hockey without a helmet or something?"

"...en...naw...ne...me."

"What?"

"I said 'even when he's not here he has a freaking clone to mock me.'"

"I'm not a clone you know."

"I realize this."

"I just wanted to make sure because I wasn't sure you knew how it worked, in fact I think I've been further with a girl than you."

"You're thirteen."

"Eight-year-olds have seen more action than you."

"Little boys with Hardcore Asian Sluts Sixxx on their mother's computers should not make fun of their elders who know all their passwords."

"I always liked Uncle Michael better you know."

"Your mom's brother picks his nose and wipes it on walls."

"But he doesn't have a stick stuck up his butt."

"All the same I'd think twice about touching his playstation controllers."

"What?"

"Nevermind. What do you put in the subject line?"

"'Uncle Mike is never going to see boobs in his whole life?'"

"How about 'Here lies LJ Burrows, buried alive in a compost pile,' that work for you?"

"That's nasty and you're a sick person."

"Subject line?"

"I type 'Invoice for Apartment 410' and nothing else at all."

"Good."

"You know you could always just not go anywhere."

"I'm going to have to go eventually LJ, I have things I have to do."

"Like what?"

"Things."

"What kind of things?"

"Important things."

"Why wont you tell me what you're doing?"

"Because if I don't tell you then when someone asks it wont be a lie when you say you don't know."

"You're gonna do something stupid aren't you?"

"Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder."

"Yeah well I behold that you're gonna end up in the hospital again."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are and then Veronica's gonna beat you up again."

"She didn't beat me up. It was a lucky swing."

"She gave you a black eye."

"It. Was. A. Lucky. Swing."

"You got. Beat up. By. A. Girl."

"You know your parents had to have sex with each other for you to be here right?"

"You're a sick person."

"Just wait till your sick genes kick in, yours come from Lincoln."

"So?"

"Did I ever tell you about the time he wiped his bloody nose in my hair?"

"He did not!"

"He did."

"Why?"

"Because that's what older brothers do."

"I'm glad I'm an only child."

"I'm glad you are too, two of you just might kill me."

"Shut up."

"Repeat it."

"Shut up?"

"Don't play dumb."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-two-nine at geemail dot com."

"Again."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-two-nine at geemail dot com."

"Again."

"Why?"

"Because repetition improves memory. Again."

"Oh-one-two-seven-one-four-two-nine at geemail dot com."

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